Simple, But Effective.

torchhwood:

luciferkingofsass:

theamericankid:

He took the words right out my mouth

not that i don’t appreciate the humour or anything, but for the gentlemen who genuinely think this is true: the first painful things mentioned are all done for a pleasurable outcome: looking + feeling good about your appearance. Unlike men, women don’t have a prostate, and therefore anal sex is generally extremely uncomfortable + not at all enjoyable (not speaking for all ladies here - some like it). There is no ‘feel good’ element for the majority of women having basic buttsex.
Sex is meant to be fun and pleasurable for both parties, so if one person doesn’t want to do something, don’t pressure them into it with this kind of comment. It’s selfish and harmful.
It’s equivalent to saying: “Men pierce their nipples, tattoo themselves, like to take physically laborious jobs. They put themselves through hell at the gym and wax their backs. But when it comes to putting a tube up their urethra, it suddenly hurts too much!”
actually, on second thoughts - no, i don’t appreciate the humour at all. it’s disgusting.
Please stop trying to manipulate the free will of women to fit your will. They don’t have to explain not wanting to do something.
All men wearing beautifully tailored suits 12 hours a day would please a lot of us girls quite a bit sexually. That shit isn’t even agonisingly painful. But we don’t shame you for not doing it. Why not? Because the actions of others – specifically, the sex lives of others – really has nothing to do with you. And NO-ONE, man or woman, should be pressured into going through pain just for the pleasure of someone else.

AMEN

luciferkingofsass:

theamericankid:

He took the words right out my mouth

not that i don’t appreciate the humour or anything, but for the gentlemen who genuinely think this is true: the first painful things mentioned are all done for a pleasurable outcome: looking + feeling good about your appearance. Unlike men, women don’t have a prostate, and therefore anal sex is generally extremely uncomfortable + not at all enjoyable (not speaking for all ladies here - some like it). There is no ‘feel good’ element for the majority of women having basic buttsex.

Sex is meant to be fun and pleasurable for both parties, so if one person doesn’t want to do something, don’t pressure them into it with this kind of comment. It’s selfish and harmful.

It’s equivalent to saying: “Men pierce their nipples, tattoo themselves, like to take physically laborious jobs. They put themselves through hell at the gym and wax their backs. But when it comes to putting a tube up their urethra, it suddenly hurts too much!”

actually, on second thoughts - no, i don’t appreciate the humour at all. it’s disgusting.

Please stop trying to manipulate the free will of women to fit your will. They don’t have to explain not wanting to do something.

All men wearing beautifully tailored suits 12 hours a day would please a lot of us girls quite a bit sexually. That shit isn’t even agonisingly painful. But we don’t shame you for not doing it. Why not? Because the actions of others – specifically, the sex lives of others – really has nothing to do with you. And NO-ONE, man or woman, should be pressured into going through pain just for the pleasure of someone else.

AMEN

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smallaustralian:

i asked my dad who should be in the next Smash Bros and he suggested the little paper clip from microsoft word

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best-of-funny:

hishonourabletyranny:

fushimichi:

ive been laughing for like 50 years at this

she did it boys

she found it

X

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graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.

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mysticalmuustachesbro:

counthedays:

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

this is the best shit ive read in a fucking while.

word.